About Me: Lance pretends he's a tough guy, but it's all just a show. His favorite thing to do is eat. Don't get in between him and a bowl of food. You might lose a finger.
Nicknames: Lancey-doo, Wance
My Motto: If you're not in the process of getting me food, I don't want an
Likes: Eating, sleeping, stepping on sensitive body parts
Pet-peeves: Being brushed
Best Tricks: Telling time by the rumbling in his belly.
Favorite Activities: Being a grouch.
Favorite Food: yogurt, popcorn
Favorite Toy: plastic bags
Favorite Walk: Running to the food bowl.