About Me: I worked for the government, mostly doing wet work in central america during the 80s.
Nicknames: Nicknames are for sissies.
My Motto: If your owner dies, just eat them.
Likes: I like to be patted.
Pet-peeves: Not much for being held... also don't care for noisy children much.
Best Tricks: Sleeping.
Favorite Activities: I now it's trite, but you just can't beat napping.
Favorite Food: Anything that moves.
Favorite Toy: Anything that rolls.
Favorite Walk: Right... favorite walk. You my friend are a comedian.