About Me: I was named after a discussion in the movie Reservoir Dogs...if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. Anyhow, I'm originally from Tacoma, Washington, where my owners lived from 1988-1995. They picked me up at the Humane Society after I hugged their leg through the bars of the cage. I totally played them.
Nicknames: B (yeah, just "B". You got a problem with that?)
My Motto: If life gives you lemons, just lick your butt.
Likes: Check it, I totally freak when the sun hits the carpet on the staircase. It's nirvana man.
Pet-peeves: I don't like it when the other cats get in my face. I don't need the aggravation at this point. We've got two kittens in the house and they're ALWAYS in my spaces - the little b****es.
Best Tricks: I like to bat around a rigatoni noodle in the bathtub. I tried doing it in the hallway, but the carpet gives it too much drag.
Favorite Activities: Did I not mention the buttlicking?
Favorite Food: Honey-roasted chicken or anglefood cake
Favorite Toy: Rigatoni noodles in the bathtub
Favorite Walk: Favorite what??? Dude, I'm a CAT. I pretty much just eat and sleep... and lick my butt of course. Ah, the butt licking... sigh