About Me: I was my ANCIENT mom picked me out of an entire litter of cats in 1992. Why me I ask myself everyday? Because I am just that special, aren't I, I reply.
Nicknames: Auddy wauddy
My Motto: I don't do nice.
Likes: Being left alone to sleep, also curling up on all the not-hung-up-yet clothes just so I can get hair all over the clothes.
Pet-peeves: Children, except the one that I've lived with for a LONG time, I am used to her...
Best Tricks: Sleeping in a miutes notice.
Favorite Activities: Being mean, evil, annoying, you get the pic. Also, eating and pooping. You can now see I am not very active.
Favorite Food: Iams Hairball Control
Favorite Toy: Your feet
Favorite Walk: I have only been on a walk once when I was way younger, and it was only once for a reason...