About Me: I hung around outside for many months. When it started getting cold my mom, realizing my obvious superiority, talked my dad into letting me come inside, even though there were already several other cats and dogs who lived there. When I got in I announced my presence, and I have ruled the place ever since.
Nicknames: Denny
My Motto: Denny Crane
Likes: to be in control
Pet-peeves: not being in control, especially of the dogs
Best Tricks: Tricks? I don't do tricks...I'm Denny Crane
Favorite Activities: Looking down upon my minions, sitting on mom's lap, allowing her to pet me. Watching chipmunks and birds out the window.
Favorite Food: caviar
Favorite Toy: wadded up paper, catnip
Favorite Walk: Anywhere I want to go, as long as it is inside. Outside can be brutal, man.