About Me: My mom found out about me through a family friend. I had some siblings and we all needed homes. Luckily, my mom thought I was the cutest out of the bunch, so we ended up together. I am a spitting image of my father, Lou. I like to terrorize the other two cats that live with me, and whenever that dog-niece Millie comes around, I like to taunt her because she isn't really sure about me.
Nicknames: Fat Ass, Tub of Lard, Dumbass
My Motto: Being lazy is where it's at.
Likes: I LOVE to sleep and just lay around with my buddy D.J. We like to gang up together on Minnie and pester her because we are evil like that.
Pet-peeves: Thunder and the doorbell.
Best Tricks: I like to sneak outside when I can. I am black and white, which is fitting with the escape artist theme I have going for me.
Favorite Activities: I like to be loving and rub up on my mom and Chloe every now and again. Of course, I really enjoy sleeping and just being lazy.
Favorite Food: Science Diet
Favorite Toy: D.J. or Minnie
Favorite Walk: I don't really walk, except around the living room.