Petunia - English Bulldog

About Me: I was born "Elizabeth's Sweet Petunia" on November 13, 1998 and came to live with my Mommy December 26 of that same year. I must say that I am extremely intelligent, autonomous, and am the resident Queen. All other sentient beings must bow down to me and cater to my every whim, or face the wrath of the Super Pissy Bully. Each day I am made to perform exceptionally difficult tasks, such as the challenge of getting out of bed each morning. My Mom and Dad still have not come to understand the strenuous nature of this task, nor do they understand that I require additional sustenance for extra activities or energy expenditure.

Nicknames: The Queen, Super Lovely, Sarnic, Super Sarnic, Lers, Tunies, Sweetness, Sweet and Fresh, Froth and Bloat

My Motto: Don't pet...Feed. If you're not feeding me, you're not allowed t

Likes: Being pissy, coning, eating, sleeping, going for rides

Pet-peeves: Anyone touching my face, other dogs licking my face or generally attempting to communicate with me. Generally, pretty much everything pisses me off.

Best Tricks: Getting out of bed in the morning is quite enough of a trick, thank you very much, but I will occasionally dance for Mom and Dad to get extra food. My Daddy thinks it's really funny to make me look like a totem pole, so I allow him to perform this demean

Favorite Activities: Sleeping, snoring, farting, eating, and being pissy

Favorite Food: Anything that fits in my mouth, and even some things that don't

Favorite Toy: Anything I can "cone"

Favorite Walk: From the sofa to my (seemingly never full food dish