About Me: Ok, if I must, I'm not very good at writing about myself.....who am I kidding!
I'm 14 years young and LOVE to sit under the lamps now that it's winter, keep me nice and toasty during my naps.
My mom is always bring home dogs for me to hiss at, so I guess that makes me the Princess of my domain.....as long as they keep the tuna coming, anyway!
Nicknames: Pussy cat, Jezzy, Jezzy NO, bad kitty, Jezabell of Jezabalonia
My Motto: Give me the tuna or give me the death.
Likes: I like TUNA! I like ch asing the invisible unicorns that frequent my hallway. I LOVE to play catch with paper wods, and after I'm done catching them, I eat them. I love FIBER!
Pet-peeves: Now, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't see myself as a dog HATER, but this is strictly cat territory....so far. I also dislike being disturbed during my naps. Apparantly napping 16 hours a day is suddenly NOT ok?
Best Tricks: Catching, I was born for it! I'm also pretty good at herding the invisible unicorns.
Favorite Activities: I like sleeping in all my favorite high places and palaces and all my low and dark corners. I like scratching on closed doors, there is just SOMETHING about a closed room that turns on the pussy cat intrigue.
Favorite Food: toooooona and the occasional chipmunk
Favorite Toy: paper, yarn and armpit hair.
Favorite Walk: My favorite walk is the moon walk. I'd like to see Michael try THAT with four feets!