About Me: I met my mom and dad in the Terre Haute "jail." They moved me to Indy to start a better life for me.
Nicknames: Mr. Bert, Mr. Magoo, Berto Magoo, Bert Bot, Boto, Alie-Ga-Berto
My Motto: I Sleep, Therefore I am
Likes: Sleeping, Eating, and More Sleeping
Pet-peeves: Being woken up
Best Tricks: Retrieving specific toys upon request
Favorite Activities: Sleeping, (I thought we already covered this)
Favorite Food: Never met a food I didn't like
Favorite Toy: Blue Boot
Favorite Walk: To my food dish