About Me: i was born into a family of beautiful women, and given the name Christina. I developed, and my name was changed to Christopher. the women treated me very well. one day the mother woman birthed a baby woman and my status declined. i lashed out and was thusly removed to my current woman, who had too many men named Chris in her life, but because i was once a woman too, she named me Bast. i was informed that i was the lowest on the chain of cat-command, but alas, i have outlived them all and i reign as king. King Bast. the bliss ninny. I passed away Wednesday, May 14, 2008, and my mumma misses me very much.
Nicknames: Bast-baby, fluff-butt, bliss ninny, worthless beast
My Motto: love me!!!
Likes: i love everything
Pet-peeves: dvd players. i will fight them.
Best Tricks: i will jump on mom's lap at the exact moment she'd decided she needs to get up. i give hugs
Favorite Activities: i love to wake up mother exactly 11 minutes before her alarm goes off. i do that with excelent slobbery kisses. i'm pretty good at launching hairballs too.
Favorite Food: what mom is eating
Favorite Toy: tape-measure
Favorite Walk: from the sunny spot in the living room to the dark spot under the sink.