Beauregard - Beagle
Home: Indianapolis, IN
Birthday: Tue, May 16 2006
Gender: Male
Weight: 23 lbs
Let the World Be Your Chew Toy
Tue, July 17 2007
I have my best bone! Oh Boy! My Favorite!
It's a rope-made clone! Oh Boy! My Favorite!
Here's the stuffed squirrel! Oh Boy!. . .
Food Rain Down - A Poem
Fri, August 31 2007
(with sincerest apologies to the members of Collective Soul for mangling such a great song as Shine)
Give me some kibble,
. . .
Stressed!
We had people in for a week, painting upstairs. Strangers! Aigh! Then I've been scratching the left side of my mouth, so this ha. . .
Dinner!
Oh boy! I had Grandma's rice noodles and a bit of leftover ham and cheese kolache and a bit of corned beef and pumpkin!!! What d. . .
No Activities
Too tired. Not leaving bed. Yaaaaaaaawnnn .... *SQUIRREL!!!!*. . .
Another Score!
I love it when the small biped's get up from dinner and don't push in their chairs! I got about 1/4 of a pastrami on rye form Sh. . .
Fox Is Back!
The fox is back! She left her den after her kids got big enough. But now she's back in the den just off of our property! The bip. . .
Bipeds Are Odd
So, this weekend they dug in the garden and got all dirty. Oh boy! My favorite! Then they showered. By choice! Strange. Then the. . .
Back to Pennsylvania Street
[Based on "Back to Indiana" by The Elms and inspired by my adventure last fall. This is the second song of theirs I've used, so . . .
Food Operator - A Song
Based on Smooth Operator (by SharPei)
He's eating from a popcorn bowl
And laughing at my aching soul.
Starting to drool, f. . .
Found the Raccoon!
It's hiding under the shed! Time to dig in the mud! Oh boy! My favorite!. . .
Varmint report
So, with the snow here for over a week, we have tracks of deer, rabbit, fox ... and raccoon! Not to mention a squirrel so fat sh. . .
Fox!
Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! Fox! . . .
Stop That Stinkin' - A Song
[Based on "Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen]
My biped told me "Beau you're gonna drive me stra. . .
Daydream Retriever - A Poem
[With apologies to Neil Diamond and The Monkees]
Oh she can run like a mare
As she chases down a hare.
Look at how the sun . . .
w00t! w00t! w00t!
Biped went to Kolache Factory! Oh boy! My favorite!. . .
I'll Stop This Run if You Have Food
[with apologies to Modern English for mucking about with "I Melt with You"]
Running flat out, slowly losing breath.
I'll get. . .
Car Ride - A Poem
(based on the Foghat "classic")
Car ride! It's so easy!
Car ride! Easy peasy!
Car ride! In we'll squeezy!
Car ride! Pl. . .
Back to Abnormal
Today Perl and I got into a snark over a chew bone! It was great! I love chew bones! And snarks! Oh boy! My favorite!
. . .
Beauregard's Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Beauregard showed up at 10 till 7 this morning! I thought I heard something outside, thinking it was a deer, when there was. . .
Beauregard still not home
Last night's search proved fruitless; though I have to give big thanks to Rose, Bryan, Angie, and anyone else who might have loo. . .
Beauregard Update
Beauregard is still lost. However, there is now hope.
I got in touch with Kelly, aka Jersey Joe's biped, and she got me in t. . .
Beauregard Missing Again
Beauregard is missing again. (Someone dug through the line for the Dog Watch fence.) He is a male beagle, about 30 or so pounds,. . .
Do You Have to Take My Picture
[Based on Filter's "Take a Picture"]
I wake up suddenly;
What is that I see?
It's in your hand;
What have you planned?
. . .
Power Sleep - A Song
[Based on "Wall of Sleep" by The Smithereens]
I have eyes like Winston Churchill back in 1945,
I have legs that ache with fu. . .
Deer Run - A Song
[Based on Todd Snider's "Beer Run"]
D double E double R U N deer run.
D double E double R U N deeeeeer ruuun.
All you need . . .
Score!
Oh boy! Yesterday we met our new vet! She's great! And did I ever show my appreciation!
Our former vet got introduced to me w. . .
Impromptu Baths
For our pre-bed piddle, Perl and I caught the scent of ... something. A fox, maybe? We're not sure. Anyway, we came in all we an. . .
I Could Have Barked All Night
Beau:Hush? Come? I couldn't go inside!
My heart's too fast to try to slow it down!
Hush? Tush!
I just can't hush tonight.
. . .
Small Hound - A Poem
[Based on John Mellencamp's song
Well I was born as a small hound.
And I live as a small hound.
But I eat like a big hound.. . .
Critter Report
Y'all, you would not beLIEVE the varmints here! We have the usual red squirrels and a couple grey ones, but there are rabbits, t. . .
The Joint Is Jumpin' - A Poem
[I cannot apologize enough to the spirit of Fats Waller]
They have a new sustenance, one they brought home just today.
They . . .
Beauregard is missing
He popped out to potty and we don't have the Dog Watch fence set up yet. He's been such a scaredy dog,staying close to the house. . .
Vet Recommendation
Now that we're here on the north side (with all the DEER! Oh dear.) we need to find a new vet. Preferably one with small warm ha. . .
Dog in the Cage - A Song
[Based on Alice in Chain's "Main in the Box"]
Arf arf-arf, arf arf-arf, arf arf awrooo...
Arf arf-arf, arf arf-arf, arf ar. . .
Bathing Time - A Song
[Based on Closing Time by Semisonic]
Bathing time - time for me to hide out, go where you can't find me.
Bathing time - turn. . .
Smells Like Squirrel Kill It
[Based on Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"]
Get over here, bring the pack!
Squirrels ran through, I'm on their track.
Th. . .
Everyday Beagle - A Song
[Based on “Everyday People” by Sly and the Family Stone]
I can be good, but I am a snot.
I can look cute if I get caught. . .
Paw update
I still have wear this stupid cone collar and I hate it! It's tough to run in the yard, eat my food, eat poo, drink water from t. . .
Paw Surgery
I had to have my right front dew claw surgically removed today. It had split and the split went up under the pad, so they remove. . .
Beagle with Cormorant Wings
[Based on the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"]
The world is a hound dog, ticked with blue-ue-ue
A sniffer-s. . .
New food!
Oh boy! The bipeds went to a new greek restaurant tonight! We got leftover lamb gyro meat and some great green beans and oh boy!. . .
On the Bed - A Poem
[From “On the Loose” by Saga. They were a Canadian band. About '82. Oh, just google them.]
I push you onto the table
Wit. . .
Perl update
Hey, good news! Perl is doing well! She's a lot less stressed this time, and she's already gone potty! The last time it took thr. . .
Anarchy in the Backyard - A Poem
[Based on The Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK"]
Arf! Woof! Sniff sniff sniff chomp chomp chomp …
I am a spastic dog!
I . . .
Bipeds Are Strange - A Poem
[based on "People Are Strange" by The Doors]
Bipeds are strange when you're a doggie.
They do some weird things, don’t y. . .
Come On Bark Some Noise - A Poem
[With apologies to Slade ... but not Quiet Riot ... for messing with Cum On Feel the Noize. And because I've already done http:/. . .
Hushify Yourself - A Poem
[Based on "Sanctify Yourself" by Simple Minds]
What is the time? Out of my bed I climb.
I shuffle out to the dark living. . .
Tree Climbing!
I've got a new trick! There's a squirrel out in our back yard, and it keeps climbing this maple tree that has a fork about four . . .
Perlie - A Poem
Perlie
[Based on "Ruby" by The Kaiser Chiefs]
I don't hear what is said, because my poor head
Can hold only one thought. . .
I've Been Good Today So Far
[With apologies to Joe Walsh]
Got in the garbage, 'cause I smelled pork;
Scattered it widely, you slipped on a spork.
I jum. . .
We went for a ride!
A big ride! A long ride! And we got to smell stuff! And then we ran! And and and and ZZZzzzzzz..... . .
Chewing on Sandals - A Poem
Chewing On Sandals
[Based on "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves]
Arf!
Hrrmmmmm yeah.
I always think, that . . .
Perl's Birthday
Hi, everyone! Beauregard here! Oh, right, you know that. I have big news! I love big news! Oh boy! My favorite! What's the big n. . .
You Tug Me Right Round - A Poem
[Based on You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive]
Watch out here I pull!
You tug me right round biped right round
With. . .
Eating Bluetooth Headsets
Mom got mad at me today for chomping on her cell phone headset. In fact she got mad enough to blog about it: http://www.ejly.net. . .
Gonna Make You Bark - A Poem
[With sincerest apologies to C+C Music Factory … *snicker* .. *snort* … No, I *chuckle* I really do mean *BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!. . .
We're Twittering!
We have twitter accounts! Oh boy! My favorite! I'm at http://twitter.com/beau_boy and Perl is at http://twitter.com/perl_girl ! . . .
IBJ on HSI
http://www.ibj.com/html/detail_page.asp?content=24001
Acronyms aside, the IBJ has an interesting article on the changes at HS. . .
Bath!
We had baths this morning! What a dirty trick! Well, I guess it's a clean trick. But the bipeds had practically begged us to go . . .
Perl's New Trick
You guys aren't going to believe this! The female biped has taught Perl a new trick: she can sneeze on command now! Perl, I mea. . .
Grandma and Grandpa Were Here!
Oh boy! I love Grandma and Grandpa! Oh boy! My favorite! And they brought us new fleece blankets! Ooh, just what we need with th. . .
Paws Mambo #5 - A Poem
[With sincerest apologies to Lou Bega. Man, the things I type here ...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Paws Mambo Number 5.
He. . .
Something - A Poem
[Based on a Beatles’ song of the same name]
Something in the way she moos
Says she’s no ordinary hound dog.
Something. . .
I'm Going Hungry - A Poem
[With full apologies to all the members of Temple of the Dog … the greatest band name that this beagle has ever heard of … f. . .
Long's!
Oh boy! Oh boy! I discovered a new food when I jumped from floor to chair to dining room table this morning! Long's doughnuts! O. . .
Bark - A Poem
[With full apologies to Van Halen, again, this time for messing up "Jump"]
I wake up,
I think I heard sound.
I gotta sniff
. . .
Corrected - A Song
[Based on … well, ripped from “Connected” by the Stereo MC’s]
Bbbbbbbad dog!
[Arf arf ar-arf, Arf arf ar-arf ]
. . .
My Possession - A Poem
[With full apologies to Animotion for mucking about with their one hit.]
[Beau]
It’s my possession (my possession)
I ca. . .
Why Do You Always Bathe - A Poem
[With full apologies to David Allen Coe … and Steve Goodman ... for ruining the perfect country and western song]
Well it . . .
Hey, we're getting free HBO!
Perl's wearing a satellite dish now, but she won't let me watch ESPN! This is so unfair. I'm going to chew on a biped's dress sh. . .
Perl's Surgery
Perl went away this morning and came back this afternoon! I missed her so much!
But she's acting wrong. She's tired and whini. . .
Breath Like Kibble - A Poem
[Based on a song by Echo and the Bunnymen, who had the best hair in 80s music]
She howls for her food,
Drinks with a dribb. . .
Ritter's!
We went to Ritter's last night! Oh boy! My favorite! They gave us custard and dog biscuits numnumnumnumnumnumnumnum ... Oh, and . . .
Happy Dog - A Song
[With apologies to The Beat Farmers for messing with Happy Boy]
I’m running in the yard on a warm spring day,
Snuffle snuf. . .
Another foster!!!
Okay, we got a new foster dog! Foster dogs! Oh boy! My favorite! But it's a girl! Named Sophie! And she's not paying attention t. . .
Scottie - A Poem
[With sincerest apologies to Smash Mouth for toying with “All-Star”! I love Smash Mouth! But not as much as Smash Taters! . . .
Another one?!?!
We might be getting another foster! And this time it's a female! Hound harem! Oh boy! My favorite!
. . .
Weimeraner - A Poem
[Based on Judas Priest's "Turbo Lover"]
You won't hear me.
But you'll feel me.
Without warning,
I am coming for you! (For . . .
Beagle Girl - A Poem
[With sincerest apologies to The Dead Milkmen for messing with "Punk Rock Girl"]
One day I sat in one of HSI’s small park. . .
Won't Get Fenced Again - A Poem
We are running through the streets,
With a blur that is our feets,
And the fences that once held us are long gone.
And the . . .
Guard That Big Ol Backyard - A Poem
[Based on "Play That Funky Music". I would apologize to Wild Cherry, but I just can't bring myself to do it. This and others are. . .
Fat Bottom Hounds - A Poem
[With apologies to the members of Queen]
Aw, you gonna chew pig ears tonight
Aw, gonna crunch with all your might.
Aw, yo. . .
Yeah Dogs - A Poem
[With sincerest apologies to Heywood Banks, that virtuoso of the Toastmaster 4-Slice.]
[NOTE: This one isn't 100% politically. . .
A Frank Zappa Tribute
Dreamed I was a malamute.
Frozen wind blew like a flute
Under my paws and around my snoot.
Around the hill and o'er the butte. . .
Beauie B Goode - A Poem
Way up in Indiana, just outside Southport,
Back up a cul-de-sac, near a kid's play fort,
There is a big house where the beagle. . .
Long-Eared Beagle Boy - A Poem
[With apologies to Charlie Daniels]
People say I’m goofy, and loud as a bassoon.
When I run hard in the morning, I sleep. . .
Hugh is gone
Hugh is gone, Hugh is gone away for good! I heard the male biped listening to someone named Bee Bee King, and it seems right. We. . .
I Like Big Mutts - A Poem
[With apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot]
[Perl]
Oh, my, god. Beauie, look at that mutt. It is so big. *scoff* It looks like, one of. . .
The Beagles Are Back in Town
[With sincerest apologies to the late Phil Lynnott]
Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed hounds that had been away. . .
Guard the Tree - A Poem
[With the greatest of apologies to all the members of Belly]
This red squirrel I've stalked about
Broke into a run,
Scampe. . .
Popcorn!
They did it again! They made popcorn this weekend! Popcorn! Oh boy! My favorite! The female biped even trained me to lay down! Y. . .
Fat Behind - A Poem
Fat Behind
[With sincerest apologies to Candlebox for horking around with such a great song as Far Behind]
Now maybe, I . . .
Stairway to Popcorn - A Poem
Stairway to Popcorn
(with sincerest apologies to Messers Plant, Page, Jones, and Bonham)
We are beagles who know: that. . .
Ear infection
Right now I have an ear infection. I hate this! Mom has to clean my left ear twice a day, and this gooey medicine has to get wor. . .
Coffee
Out on the deck, o what a morning!
Here comes my Dad, this won't be boring!
In his left hand he carries a cup
Of brown hot li. . .
Ohboy!
Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Oh. . .
New going out place!!!
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Mom and dad took us to this new place on Saturday! Oh boy! It's called Brown County! They had--! We did-. . .
Popcorn
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Last night the large male biped made this kind of biped food called popcorn! Have you tried it?!?! Why h. . .
Feet!
We love feet! Perl and I both! Oh boy! My favorite! I'm always sticking my nose into shoes! Perl is always licking feet! Does th. . .
Biscuits!
I am ready to go inSANE! Last night Mom and Dad had baked chicken! Oh boy! My favorite! But then they had those Pillbury Grands . . .
Owner: Richard
About Me: Hi! I got a new family in April of 2007! I share them with this other beagle named Perl! I like food! Oh boy! My favorite! I graduated from that K9 Kollege in Beech Grove, just like Perl!
Nicknames: BOWWWWWruhgaaahd, Bowie, Sir Barks-a-Lot
My Motto: Let the world be your chew toy! Oh boy! My favorite!
Likes: Food! Sleep! Running! Food! Shoes! Toys! Food!
Pet-peeves: That darn invisible barrier that shocks me when I leave the yard. Those bipeds are fickle gods
Best Tricks: I can leap five feet in the air to snatch food from anyone's hand!
Favorite Activities: Running! Howling! Chasing Perl! Being chased by Perl! Chewing! Food!
Favorite Food: Popcorn! Yes! Or anything! More!
Favorite Toy: Anything on the floor! Or the bed! Or the table!
Favorite Walk: Any walk! I love walking! Oh boy! My favorite!
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