Random - domestic shorthair

About Me: Random Simmons is currently starring in the Phoenix Theatre production of The Lieutenant of Inishmore. Random is no stranger to acting, having appeared in an Emmy-winning Across Indiana production in which he played, well, a black cat at Halloween. Random lives in Fishers with his cat-wife, Pim, and his dog-sisters, Darby, Tirzah and Adina, and his human, Jim Simmons. He dedicates his performance to his dog-brother, Chaplin, who went to the place where rabbits always let themselves be caught—but who, Random has no doubt, must be watching right now with a waggity tail.

Nicknames: Mr. GQ, Cool Dude

My Motto: "So what?"

Likes: Likes being onstage at the Phoenix Theatre in The Lieutenant of Inishmore, getting head and neck rubs, sleeping on my dad's chest

Pet-peeves: When my canine siblings Adina, Tirzah, and Darby are too playful

Best Tricks: "Booming" things (knocking things off any horizontal surface)

Favorite Activities: grooming, ignoring my feline wife, Pim, and eating treats

Favorite Food: tuna, Temptations treats

Favorite Toy: catnip bags

Favorite Walk: Showing off by "tightroping" on the upstairs bannister