Dixie LuLu's Blog

Turkey for Me but Not for You!

Dixie LuLu on My Blog - Wed, November 21 2007

To my drool bag brother Waylon,

Our loving mother works hard at trying to reform you from street riff-raff to a good house dog and give you manners. Mom has tried to teach us that it is not nice to tease, antagonize, or gloat about the misfourtune of others. I'll admit it, I'm a brat and sometimes I just have to seize the opportunity.

Tomorrow I get to go to one of my favorite places in the whole wide world. My grandparents' on my, I mean our Mom's side is having Thanksgving and I get to go! What really puts the stuffing in the bird is that you, my big, stinky, brother, has to stay home!

Nah-nah-na-boo-boo no turkey for YOOOUUU!

Ha ha ha ha ha...there will be stuffing, and potates, and gravy, and pie of 2 kinds, sweet potatoes, green bean cassarole, and cake and guess what you get Waylon? NONE!! There will be plates to lick and food to beg and lets not forget....TURKEY!!! And you are getting notta bit!

So there, you fat headed, home invader, bed hog. That's what your bad manners have gotten you. A free one-way ticket to your crate where you get to spend the day! If only you could be the suggie sweet, well behaved, good mannered, Puppy Diva like I am maybe you could go. But you are not. Maybe next year will be better for you. So have a nice Thanksgving dreaming about the turkey you will NOT be getting.

Your sissy,
Dixie

PS-You murdered my new Baby Bear that Mom just brought home Saturday. I know it was you. I would be nicer to you if you were nicer to my babies. I hope Santa brings you rocks.

Deuce on Nov 21 at 12:35 PM

Dixie LuLu, are you crabby today? It sounds like you're having some trouble with you fur brother. Do you need a break?

Madeleine on Nov 21 at 01:05 PM

Dixie, have you been talking to Barkey Fife about the Wasset? I didn't know you had this kind of cranky streak. The season is supposed to be about giving thanks. Oh, I get it. You are giving thanks that Waylon doesn't get to go! It does help to be the one who has manners.

Buster on Nov 21 at 01:11 PM

Dixie, you're funny!

I know what it's like to have a baby brother. It sucks! He takes all my toys outside, sucks up all the attention and bites my legs. Ugh!

Have a happy turkey day.

Beverly on Nov 21 at 01:13 PM

I so understand, Dixie!! Minnie takes my toys and destroys them. She is such a mean butt! My mom doesn't get to take any of us to Grandma's. Grandma has a little barky dog that neither of us would like. Stupid Dog!! I want to go with mom and eat all that food!! Luckily, mom brings some home just for us dogs!

Eddie on Nov 21 at 01:25 PM

OOH Dixie! Maybe this is why your brother acts out...maybe he's jealous. I'm sure he'll appreciate a little bite of something, if you can spare it :)

Dixie LuLu on Nov 21 at 01:27 PM

Yes, I'm sorry, but I am a bit cranky. I know this is supposed to be a season of giving thanks, but in a nice way. I didn't mean to bring everyone down. He is just making me soooo mad!!!! He tore up my new Baby Bear, murdered Duckie, and ripped off Skeeky Rat's leg. That is just this week!!! Does anyone know Santa's number. We need to have I chat. Have a Happy Thanksgiving all and Waylon, maybe, just maybe, I will let Grandma pack you some leftovers.

Hoover on Nov 21 at 05:27 PM

Maybe he doesn't WANT to go. Sheesh. What'd you eat?

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