Poor mom. For some reason, all h**l breaks loose in the morning especially on Mondays. The good news is that nobody's poo set off the carbon monoxide detector and nobody peed on the floor. Mom and Dad weren't feeling too good yesterday so they just slugged around all day with us. So Mom had to take a shower this morning to "wash tha stank offa her". Almost as soon as she got in the shower, Blitzen started barking. Now those of you that know us, know that's my job. I was however reclining amidst the satin sheets with the Wasset and neither one of us barked. Mom was getting freaked out because it was a different kind of bark and he kept looking out into the hallway. Usually that momma's boy is right on the carpet next to the shower when mom's in there. Mom thought it might have been his ghost Grandma bringing some more of her friends around since Dayzee and myself weren't worried about it. Then towards the end of her shower, there was a super loud noise that sounded like somebody beating the door down and we all went crazy barking. Mom thinks it might have been something on the interstate like a truck maybe. Then while she was getting ready, all the electricity went out in the house. Just another Manic Monday is what she said. I get worn out just watching her trying to get ready for work some days. Don't worry mom, that crazy Wasset's going away soon and I"m going to change the code so she can't get back in the door. Then you'll just have your two well behaved boys to deal with on a daily basis. We would never cause you grief or make your life hectic cuz we're angels.
wow chase - you better earn your policeman outfit and start an official investigation. Call ETB over or Jersey Joe.. you may need some strong noses on this one.
Mondays always seem hectic at our house too. It's like all it takes is two days for Mom to forget our morning routine. Does she think we LIKE having to lick her to wake her up? Well, okay we do like it...but still! Mondays are the worst!
Well, you know Deuce is dressed in his policeman uniform all the time because his mom forgot how to change his picture, or somthing like that. Anyway, I've met Deuce and I would call him.
Scouter-Roo on Nov 19 at 05:57 PM