We would be glad to send you the $4, but KC went to Petsmart and spent all our treat money on.....you guessed it.....treats! Squirrel chasing might earn ya a couple bucks between now and Christmas. Ask your mom if she would pay you an allowance for barking at stuff outside and keeping burglars away...I bet that's worth even more than $4. If not, you can come to Georgia and stay with us. My mama has to work during Christmas.
I know you're a Beagle and your eyes may not sag as much as mine does. But could you try your best to imitate the Pitiful Me look like Puss-In-Boots from Shrek? I bet Mom would forgive you for your extra poundage and pay for it. Aren't you worth it after all? It's one less Starbucks a day...oooh, maybe we could get you on one of those Sally Struthers type infomercials..."For pennies a day..."
Thanks for all of your great ideas and support! Hoovie, to throw salt on the wound, did you notice my Birthday? Yes, it is December 25th! Crzy4Bgls and Hoover, thanks for the offer. I would love to come stay with another dog. I think Mama is staring to feel bad and everything will be ok. Although, she is talking about less treats...
Ojo on Nov 13 at 09:56 PM