Someday that squirrel will be mi

Exactly. Someday I will rule over all squirrels and moles! I'm working on my secret plan of attack. Just having trouble with the element of surprise tactic. I want to be stealth-like but I can't control my barking. Mind over instinct. I'll get it one day!

My mama doesn't help things when she says things like "Squirrely". It gets me all excited and the squirrels know I'm there. If I could just sneak up on one, I know I'd catch it. Then, I'd just want to play with it cuz I'm a lover not a fighter.

Yeah right, Yogi. Tell all the people how many fights you've been in at the Bark Park.

Back in my younger days I caught a squirrel. And ate half of it. (I still was not accustomed to the face that I wasn't a stray anymore.) Tasty!

Flashlight that's nasty! Yuck!!

you canines...don't knock squirrel until you try it, Flash. ;)...besides I've seen my dog siblings eat things I wouldn't wanna find in my litter box!

Poop and squirrel are 2 different delicacies. And poop isn't bloody. Unless it's coming out of me sometimes. He, he, he

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