Ernest T's Blog

Fat Squirrel Recon

Ernest T on My Blog - Sun, October 28 2007

While Mama was occupying the computer and doggies were being costumed throughout the country, I was on secret recon mission against the evil squirrel AKA Fat Squirrel. First, he's gain weight since last Fall. He's now the size of a small doxie. As is sat stealthfully in the chair on the front porch, he bounced around gathering walnuts unaware he was being watched. I think if we can set a trap of nuts or corn, we can trap these vermin. My Papa has a kiddie pool full of corn that was dumped in front of his house by a wagon. I've got to get it and begin my plan. I suggest others do the same. Now back to rescuing. Is it Thursday yet???? ETB

Maggie on Oct 28 at 10:41 PM

HUH??? A squirrel the size of moi? No way. ETB, you better abandon the plans for rescuing costumed animals and GET THAT SQUIRREL before it gets me! I'm too pretty to be eaten or carried away by a squirrel. I mean, Lola's already been eaten by a piglet. What are we going to do????

Peaches on Oct 29 at 06:12 AM

Help, T....bring biscuits and get me outta this stupid outfit. (Don't forget the biscuits, ok?)

Deuce on Oct 29 at 10:39 AM

I've seen the bassett signal in the sky but am unable to drive. Sorry to all of my costumed friends. Hang in there....only a few more days and it'll be November.

Starter on Oct 29 at 08:03 PM

Fat Squirrel sounds like a mission for the corgi gang! We'll herd the little sucker to you ETB so you can use his tale for dental floss!! Charlie and I will run drag and bark our fool heads off to keep everyone in position. Begone you furry tailed rodent!! Enough with the taunting and on with the removal!

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