" Sweet Sniffin' Doggie"

This is mom's first song! It is to the melody of "Sweet Talkin' Woman" by Electric Light Orchestra. Remember that band? The background is my brain telling me what to do and stuff! This is a look inside what my walks look like. The stuff in quotes is either Mom or I talking. Here goes...

Where did you pee?

(Instrumental)

I've been walkin' (walking')
On a one-way street
I've been sniffin' (sniffin')
every doggie I meet!

I was sniffin' all the peed on lamps and all signs

Where have they gone? (Just follow scent)

What should I do? (I don't know!)

Don't know what I'm gonna do...I sniffin' and I have to poo!!!!

"SLOW DOWN!"
"Sweet sniffin' doggie!"
"It's not that great... ***pant pant***
to sniff that darn gate!"

"But MOM!"
"It's real important
that the beagle and I
get to meet!"

I WAS
sniffin'
almost done with the scent
I was thinkin' bout
what it could've meant
but you won't believe it, MOM pulled me away!

It's so not fair! ( "Oh come now Sug")
I wanna sniff it! ("NO NO NO!")

Don't know what I'm gonna do...
I'm sniffin' and I gotta poo!

"SLOW DOWN!"
"Sweet sniffin' doggie"
"It's not that great... ***pant pant***
"to sniff the darn gate!"

"But MOM!"
"It's real important
"That this beagle and I
get to meet!"

I've been livin' on a dog-packed street
I've been sniffin'
every butt that I meet!
Super princess pit bull
comin' through

All dogs hail me! ("SUGAR MARIE!)
But first let me poopie! ("Oh Good Gosh!")

Don't know what I'm gonna do...
I'm sniffin' and I gotta poo!

OOOOOOH!

"SLOW DOWN!"
"Sweet Sniffin' doggie!"
"It's not that great...***pant pant***
"to sniff the darn gate!"

"BUT MOM!"
"It's real IMPORTant"
"That this beagle and I"
"Get to meeeet!"

(Instrumental)

"SLOW DOWN" (slow down)
"Sweet sniffin' doggie"
"It's not that great...
"to sniff the DARN GATE!"

"BUT MOM!"
"It's real important"
"that this beagle and I
"get to meet!"

"SLOW DOWN" (slow down)
"Sweet sniffin' doggie"
"It's not that great...
"to sniff the DARN GATE!"

"BUT MOM!"
"It's real important"
"that this beagle and I
"get to meet!"

SLOW DOWN" (slow down)
"Sweet sniffin' doggie"
"It's not that great...
"to sniff the DARN GATE!"

"BUT MOM!"
"It's real important"
"that this beagle and I
"get to meet!"

(Fade out....)

Oh, and Hoover, don't worry about that beagle. He's neutered. And all you grammar and spelling freaks, I know I might have spelled words worng. Oh well. Also, I know the beagle thing doesn't rhyme. Oh well. Sing with an accent and make it sound like it DOES rhyme!

Sugar