WHATS UP

Bridgette, that's a most excellent point. I've never seen a moose dressed like a dog. Please, let's talk some sense into our people.

It's called animal abuse and it goes on at my house, too. Lola is dressed as a pig. The moose costume hasn't made it into our house. Yet.

My mom, who has been known to be sensible, but is clearly not now, bought a bunch of brand new costumes at the Goodwill for a fraction of what you would pay for them at Target. She bought a bee, that she tried to make me wear, but I wasn't having any. Beverly's mom thought it would be funny to dress her black dog with the big snout like a bee, so she bought it from my mom. I was grateful. Mom made Sydney try on that dreadful moose thing, but it was too big, and Sydney looked like a pancake/cowpie, so mom decided not to keep it. Minnie's mom, who is also Bev's mom, and who has a heretofore unknown sadistic streak (she always seemed SO nice) thought that the color of the dreaded moose looked similar to Minnie's color, so she bought that one too. Sydney was grateful. It appears to be a completely unflattering costume for any dog, and we should all probably get a chance to pee on it and tear it up. In the meantime mom decided to let me be a stripper for Halloween, so she put me in that stupid ladybug costume, and let me work my way out of it, proving my stripping prowess. She is contemplating putting it on Denny Crane. He will not be happy, and might sue her for cruelty to animals. In addition to the costumes already mentioned, she still has a lizard that looks like the one eating Maggie, and a Spiderman, which has somehow escaped having anybody wear it. Aren't you glad you asked?????

Mom is finished with the moose costume. We can pass it on! Any takers?!

I liked Maddie's idea about peeing on it and shredding it with our fierce teeth, proving that we are dogs and not mooses. Is that a word?

After mom took it off me, she laid it on the coffee table. A few minutes later, Alex caught me carrying it around. I had every intention of destroying it, but was caught before I could!

I have an idea. Let's send the moose costume to Bridgette's house so she can have her way with it!

Hey Hey! Madeleine be nice, I don't want them even close to my house or mom might get some silly thoughts.

As you can see from my photos, my mom tried to put a John Deer hat on me, but it only lasted a second before I tried to shred it with my new big dog teeth. At least my grandma understands that I am a city dog and would never wear such a thing. Too bad her maltese wears princess sweaters and lavender rain coats??? What's up with that?