BOL! Stupid puppy.

Adorable porker. If they made costumes to fit me Mom would dress me up! I need one XXX large and XXX long!

Funny !!!!! Did you leave it on for a while? Heaven knows what my Momma will have me wear!

I smell bacon. Mmmmm bacon.

Lola- Come to the farm. We can do secret commando spy missions on the pigs especially that one that sniffed my butt last week. ETB

Lola, please start practicing your strategy for getting out of your despicable porker costume. Wriggle around, undo that velcro flap under your cute belly, rip the whole thing off your head, and VOILA! You are a dachshund again. How humiliating for you.

Lola, Lola, Lola: When you finally get all grown up and beyond adorable, you'll quickly figure out that ETB and I are absolutely right when we say, REAL DOGS DON'T DRESS UP!!! Aaaarooooo and yarp!

im likin the piggy costume! mom wants to get me a pumpkin costume since im her punkin but grandma keeps sayin no. i think mom's gonna look for one anyway!

I kinda liked it on around my tummy, but I didn't like it on my head.

Starter, Maddie....let's go rescue Lola from her costume, shall we? Even though she looks cute, wearing those dumb things is utterly and completely humiliating. Lola, call us for help and we'll come running.

Lola, take it from me, costumes are the bane of our (little cute dogs) existence. Why do we need a costume to cover up what's already cute and cuddly? I tried to reason with the parents about this, yet they continue to throw good treat money away.

Ahhh, Lola, you're looking so sad....cheer up, Halloween is almost here and it'll be over for another year. I thought you looked adorable....even cuter than usual, if that's possible. I'm thinkin' you and T could go and scope out those piglets in your costume.

Ernest did mention me scoping out that pig that sniffed his butt last week. I don't know....those pigs might step on me.

She was a piglet. Probably not much bigger than you. She wasn't bigger than me for sure. Just kinda freaky.