Halloween of '07 Song

I apologize to Bryan Adams, but I thought, with all the costume talk, it'd be appropriate to write a song.

Bam da Bam Bam
*ching* *ching*
Bam da Bam Bam

I got my first new costume
Dad must have paid just a dime
Cried 'cuz my ego hurt
It was just such a heinous crime

Me and my peeps from Paws
Ran to hide and we tried real hard
Skippy's king and Maggie's a lizard
I shoulda ate those darn credit cards

But when I look back now
Those pictures seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd burn those pics in a pyre
This is the worst get-up of my life

Paint can't fix this contraption
Only the trash can will do
Spend my evenin's out in my driveway
Tryin' to sell this to you - ya

Standin' on Sydney's porch
Her mama told me that it'd sell for nada
Oh but when Deuce gave me cash
I knew I was now free forever
That'll be the worst day of his life
Arooooo,

Back to my cheese and whine

Lola's goin' as a swine
She's young, Stewie's breathless
Do you smell those pork rinds
I guess bacon can't last forever - forever, no…

And now we are all changin'
Look at everyones cheesy costumes
What time can we play without these things
I think about it and wonder what went wrong

Standin' outside that door
You tried to give me a Now and Later
But I just held out my paw
I knew you were keeping something better
Hey, I see that cheese pizza slice

I'm sure it would taste mighty fine