Hello, First my brother Skippy was dumped by his girlfriend Maggie and now, today, I found out that my Marvin is no longer on here. I am alone. No love in sight. If there is anyone out there who would like to be my boyfriend, please write. Mom says I'm very well behaved and I pick up after myself. I'm mature and a bit on the chunky side. Mom says that means theres more to love!!! So if anyone is interested, let me know.
Aw, man, dumb ol' Maggie erased my previous post! I was sayin' you should give Kirby a shout-out because he's a nice, older, refined gentleman. You could further refine him by trying to turn him off poop. I have faith in you!
How do you feel about long distance relationships there, cutie? I may be a little ruff around the edges, but behave really well. I'm a great guard dog too. And I've voted for you numerous times for Pet of the Week.
alexis. on Oct 15 at 04:00 PM