I PLANNED ON HAVING A GOOD WEEK
HAPPY AND CONTENT
BUT THEN I GOT IN TROUBLE
AND THERE MY GOOD WEEK WENT

FIRST IT WAS THE SHOE THING
BAD BOY THAT I WAS
THEN MAGGIE KICKED ME TO THE CURB
DON'T KNOW WHY, JUST BECAUSE

BUT THEN I MET SWEET ROSIE
SHE WON ME WITH HER SMILE
SHE SEEMS TO THINK I'M KINDA CUTE
SHE MADE MY WEEK WORTHWHILE

SIS AND I ARE UP FOR PET OF THE WEEK
BUT THE ODDS DON'T LOOK TOO GREAT
BUT THATS OK, WE'RE STARS AT HOME
OF THAT, THERE'S NO DEBATE

SO HERE'S TO YOU ALL
MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK
THIS IS SKIPPY SIGNING OFF
THE LITTLE DACHSHUND, SMALL AND MEEK