Mom was offered a beautiful male, teenage, hairless crestie for show the other day. You're not going to believe this, but she said NO. How could she say no????? I was told he was totally handsome and a goofy, silly dog just like me.

I almost thought I would have my own personal slave male to torture and tease. It would have been fun....

She says maybe next year she will bring home a boy--she's not in any hurry. She also said something about wanting to "get Alf placed beforehand"--whatever that means.