Mama came home from work the other day and took off her pantyhose. She threw them on the dresser but one of the feets was hanging over the side. I looked at it and looked at it for a long time and I then I pounced. I wrestled it and pummeled it and finally killed it dead. I gave it the toothy death - you can call me The Shredder!! ha ha Take that mom for coming home smelling of strange woofies!!
OOOOO, the temptation of dangling things! They are irresistable, especially that wonderfully shreddy panty hose fabric. I bet you had the time of your life, Sneakers!
One day mom came home from work and was taking off her trouser socks. She just threw them out into the bathroom so she could put them in the clothes hamper. Well, guess who was just around the corner waiting for her? ME!! And the trouser socks hit me right in the face!!
Cookie on Oct 11 at 09:25 AM