Oh no, Simeon! I remember when you said you peed on dad because he was not saying nice things to mom. It seems like you just have it in for him now! Pooping on his clothes!! Oh goodness! I don't know what my dad would do, if I did that. I'm glad you just got banished to the porch and nothing worse than that. Maybe you'll be better when you get more used to the kids and will be able to come back inside.
Nope. Barfing on clean sheets is not a way to win the heart of your human... but a way to confuse them is to be in the litterbox, but pee over the edge. They aren't sure how to reprimand that one! Cuz you're in the box when peeing... *I* never pulled that trick. Spokes has though. Patches has proved that cats can run AND poop at the same time. She has skills.
Alena on Oct 04 at 12:44 PM