KC's Blog

The subject of squirrels

KC on My Blog - Fri, September 21 2007

After reading Hoover's blog about his war on squirrels, it occurred to me that I might be able to use this to my advantage....I could rent out Tweeter (see family)! He is really courageous when it comes to these vermin, and I will let you borrow him for....lets say.....TREATS! Lots and lots of 'em. Ya see, my mama has put me on a diet and I think I'm starvin' to death....I'll be nothin' but fur and bones by the weekend. Sooooo, if ya need a vermin catcher, contact me and I'll be more than glad to crate him up and send him on his merry way (I'm not all that fond of this family member anyway!) But the treats must be in my paw (mouth) before shipment. A girl has to be careful, ya know!!!!

Tweeter on Sep 21 at 11:40 AM

I ain't none too fond of you either, pal! And there will be no "crating me up and shipping" me anywhere, you fool! And stay away from my food!

Peaches on Sep 21 at 11:42 AM

All right, kids....stop it! KC, you can afford to lose a few, if you know what I mean. You stepped on my paw this morning and I thought you broke it. Get a grip...do you think our mama is going to let you ship off her grandson for your greedy food plan? Sometimes, you are sooooo dense!

Kirby on Sep 21 at 11:53 AM

Mom's had me on "diets" too. None have ever worked. Let's just say we're big-boned. Ok?

KC on Sep 21 at 12:04 PM

Yeah, mama.....big boned...like Kirby said...ok? Big boned...I like it.

Sydney on Sep 21 at 12:11 PM

Tweeter, if you change your mind you can come up here and become a Hoosier ACD!

Tweeter on Sep 21 at 12:18 PM

Thanks, Sydney, for the offer. As good as it sounds, and as good as you look (yeah, I've seen your pix....WOW), I'd better stay with my dad and gammy....they'd like miss me, ya know?

Mookie and Binx on Sep 21 at 04:02 PM

Girl we know exactly how you feel!!! Mom is trying to starve us to death too. Geez!!

Hoover on Sep 21 at 04:47 PM

Ok, now.. if you (KIBRY) would chase squirrels ALL DAY like I do, you wouldn't be "big boned" as you like to put it.

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