Oh Freckles, you should have been HOWLING for some of that yummy porkchop meat (no offense to my corgi buddy Porkchop...)!!! Next time you gotta start fussin' earlier-- and make them feel guilty for forgetting about you, that way maybe you can get a bite or two...

Dear lord, what is WRONG with your people? Did you get any pork chops? And where the heck was Maggie? She should have been barking up a storm to let them know you had been abandoned. What in the world is so fascinating on TV that they would not notice YOU were not present? Geez Louise.

Ummmm...whoops. I was sorta pre-occupied with begging for some yummy pork chop. Sorry! From now on, I'll pay more attention. I did hear mom mention the wasset again while I was begging, but daddy has our back. Go Dad!

OMG...What are we going to do with these people? Play it for all it's worth. Try to get some leftover pork chop or something. I think we all need a Grandma hotline so when the folks are acting up, we can just dial it and it'll send up a signal like BatMan. Then Grandma's can come running to save us.

I'm thinking that maybe the Wasset would have done a better job than the dachshund at letting your peeps know about your situation. She might actually be an asset around that place!

No..no, no, no. That wouldn't even HAPPEN here. I'd be at that door making my obnoxious honking and high pitched barking SOOOO fast. Freackles darlin', you're way too patient. When we meet up at the bark park, we're gonna have a little talk. Hoover has been forgotten, he's too quiet but NEVER moi.

Bein' left outside, no pork chops.....there's the recipe for some big time guilt food comin' your way. Pork chops....yummmmmmmmy! Get your howl on and let your peeps know you are not pleased. There will be NO TV watchin' until you are safe and sound inside the house.

I just made myself laugh when I re-read my last comment. The Wasset is an Asset! Woo hoo ;)