Ummm, Maggie didn't just lay on the couch and look cute. She's passed out!! I'm gonna have to tell the vet about this. She's not supposed to have protein and I smelled peanut butter breath on her!!! She better not have dipped into my PB stash!

What? NO protein? How did you manage to convince the vet of that, Freckles? I'm checking our pantry right now to make sure that Maggie didn't get into our PB.

Whatever Freckles. I didn't see your name on the PB. And I can, too, have protein, SOY protein! Mom says the PB is okay because it's for a special occasion. Besides, it's my birthday and I can eat if I want to.

Well, honey, we all know that you can look cute!!!! That peanut butter biscuit sounds really good to me. Nice of your MOm to hold it for you. Hope you didn't get into any of Freckles stash. Sleep well my love. Kiss kiss

Hey I got you a present for your birthday. When do you want it? I can't wrap it because that's inhumane. Just call me and leave your address and I'll rush her, I mean it, right over to you. You'll like it. She's, I mean it's nice and fuzzy and warm. All the things wiener dogs like. Just call me and soon so I can get back to my own life. No, I meant to say so that you could hurry up and get your present.

Chase, are you trying to give me to Maggie as her present? That's very rude of you. You know mom said I could stay as long as I needed to. And you don't have any right to try to give me away. What a brat you are.

Happy belated birthday, Maggie! We must have missed your post about your b-day! Sorry! We weren't on IndyPaws yesterday evening.