1. Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
2. Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by your blender.
3. Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "be a good dog and go potty...hurry!"
4. Cover all your best outfits with dog hair; dark for white clothes and white for dark clothes. Also, float some hair in your morning coffee.
5. Play catch with a slimy wet tennis ball.
6. Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate.
7. Tip over a basket of clean laundry and scatter clothing all over your house.
8. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that is where the dog will drag it when you have company.
9. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV show and run to the door shouting, "No! No! Do that OUTSIDE!'. Miss the end of the program.
10. Gouge the leg of your dining room table several times with a screwdriver.
11. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning and do not try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.
12. Take a warm, cuddly blanket from the dryer and immediately wrap yourself in it. This is the feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap! :)