(with sincerest apologies to the members of Collective Soul for mangling such a great song as Shine)

Give me some kibble,
Give me a treat.
Give me what I sniff,
Tell me what will I eat? (It smells like feet!)

Fling it on the ground,
Or toss it in the sky;
Or over a cliff.
Tell me what will I bite? (Maybe all night ...)

[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh.]
(woof!)
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh-dut! Dut!.]
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh.]
(arf!)
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh-dut! Dut!.]

Woo-o-oh, biped let the food rain down.
Woo-o-oh, I really want a treat right now.
Woo-o-oh, won't you let the food rain down.
Woo-o-oh, I really need to eat right now.

Food is in my water,
Food is in my hair.
Oh boy! My favorite!
Tell me, is more food there? (In the chair?)

Teach me how to speak!
Teach me how to stay!
Teach me how to sit!
Tell me, is more on the way? (Should I bay?)

[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh.]
(woof!)
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh-dut! Dut!]
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh.]
(arf!)
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh-dut! Dut!.]

Woo-o-oh, biped let the food rain down.
Woo-o-oh, I really want a treat right now.
Woo-o-oh, won't you let the food rain down.
Woo-o-oh, I really need to eat right now.

Give me some food!
Give me some grub!
Give me some treats!
Enough to fill up a tub! (Just don't scrub!)

Feed me from your hand,
Or put it in a bowl.
Toss it on the ground
Enough to sate a hungry troll. (Or large foal ...)

[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh.]
(woof!)
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh-dut! Dut!]
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh.]
(arf!)
[Duh, duh-de-duh-duh, de-duuh-de-de-duh-dut! Dut!.]

Woo-o-oh, biped let the food rain down.
Woo-o-oh, I really want a treat right now.
Woo-o-oh, won't you let the food rain down.
Woo-o-oh, I really need to eat right now.

I'm gonna eat it up
I'm gonna eat it up
Cause I am one perpetual-hungry pup!
Oh boy! Oh boy! I am one perpetual-hungry pup!
It's gonna raaaaaain, kibble on me-he-he! Me-he-he!
It's gonna raaaaaain, kibble on me!!!!