I think you need a big beautiful woman like, me. I'm 8-yrs-old. I don't have any children. I have great credit and I am the queen of my domain. What do you say? Would you be willing to try a long distance relationship?

oh thank you Keira, but... as you can see from my post I'm already in a relationship.

Hey Keira! Scratchy loves Pearle, but I am available! I'm a big boy, but I'm only 3 years old. So, let me know if you like younger men!

Alright Sambo, I'll give you a try. Start sending love notes like Scratchy does for Pearle and I'll be your long distance luv!!!

Yay!! A girlfriend from Texas!! Keira--you are so beautiful!