Kirby, I hear where you are comming from man! This little Rainey thing we got keeps trying to root in on my tummy! I'm not the momma, I don't have milk! She also hangs from my ears when I get up! Ruger won't let her get close to him! He was smart! I guess I'm stuck with her!

I feel your pain, Kirby. My human brother's little doxie hangs on my ears and bites my face and bounces on me...just a general pain in the bum, if you ask me. But I let the little fella do it 'cause he's just a baby.

I know what you mean Kirby. My brother Stuart is always running into me or jumping on me.

Minnie runs into me and she's a year older than I am! She just needs to grow up and be mature, like me. I have an idea for you Kirby! Remember that hole you got stuck in? You should stand in front of it and when Lola runs at you, move at the last minute. She'll fall in the hole, and you'll have some peace for a few minutes! ;)