RUN!! HIDE!! Tell brother and sister to get claws and teeth ready because the king vaccuum of the underworld (I call this king demon of vaccuum underworld HUMBA, and if you want more information I'm proud to lend you Boomer's Religious Anthology Vol. 1) is coming! It spews venom that smells funny and is sticky for several days, makes a noise only comparable to the deepest depths of h*ll, and has a soul aim to devour all innocence of every cat in the household. I hear that it only comes when a kitty of the household has performed an evil deed. Did one of you have particularly messy paws or stinky litter? I would recommend to offer a sacrifice to the Feline Gods above on Mount Cat-tree to try to get into their good graces. I wish you luck and may Felix (Cat God) have mercy on your soul!
Cookie on Aug 22 at 12:28 PM
Yesterday...a little poop got on the rug next to the litter box. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Oreo on Aug 22 at 12:35 PM
See what you did???? I TOLD you to move over a little!! They're on their way!!!!!!
Pearle on Aug 22 at 02:15 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww!! The carpet is damp on my pretty in pink paws! What happenend?? Mommy put us in the bedroom like Cookie said and when we came down, the carpet was wet. I know it's not Kirby's fault this time, he was upstairs with us!
Oreo on Aug 22 at 02:17 PM
We survived the "king demon of the underworld" according to Boomer. The carpet is damp and Pearle is freaking about that but all is well. Whew!
Boomer on Aug 22 at 02:35 PM
Wow. That was close! Good thing you followed my advice and made a sacrifice to the Cat God. He must have made your Mom put you in a room blessed with the most potent of cat markings to protect you. Glad everyone is safe.
RIP Freckles on Aug 22 at 02:49 PM
Umm, I don't want to embarrass anydog, but wasn't it one of your brothers that had an exposive poop night once? Maybe the carpet was due for a deep cleaning after all that and then to top it off with the kitty krunchies...
Chaka on Aug 22 at 03:16 PM
I'm sure glad we don't have any carpet, whatever it is! This sounds like a nightmare.
Cookie on Aug 23 at 09:55 AM
Mom said something about no more carpet and hard wood floors next, Chaka... wahtever that is. Carpet is nice and soft.
Kirby R.I.P. on Aug 23 at 09:56 AM
Um Freckles.... are you insinuating that the carpet cleaning is my fault?? Well.... it is. *sigh*
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Boomer on Aug 22 at 12:04 PM