No, man..don't chew the shoes. You should use the Ruger charm to make her feel soooooo guilty. Maybe she'll let you ride the bus all day tomorrow. Work it, I know you can..

I don't even know when my birthday is. Mom celebrates the day she found me instead. Although, she says every day is dog day in this house. Maybe your mom will bake you some biscuits or buy you some ice cream to make up for it! I'm with Ernest on this one. You'll get farther with guilt than chewing the shoe!

HAPPY *LATE* BIRTHDAY!!! ☺

Ruger my Man, HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY a little late! Don't bum cause mum forgot...she's a busy lady remember that! And since she did forget maybe your celebration will be a big one to make up for it!

Hey Ruger...Birthday Woofs! Don't fret, sometimes moms forget. Your mom sounds like she's pretty busy!

Birthday, smirthday, a missed Birthday, aint as bad as what I'm going through...new kids in the house...Pleeeezzzzz! Oh mom said I have to wish you a Belated Birthday even if I'm mad at the world!

Hey, its us new kids! Happy Birthday late...he he, hope we can be buds with you like Ry and Bog are! Gotta go...Playtime!

Happy Birthday poop pal!!Maybe you all need a vacation. Missing ssss's, wrong school bus, forgotten birthday...sounds like mom's having a rough couple of weeks. Just give her that special pouty look. She'll feel bad and make up for lost time. I'd leave the shoes alone. That might backfire on ya.