Heehee, no no Starter, mom doesn't use the vacuum cleaner on me, she uses it to clean up after me. I make such a mess! She brushed out a big pile of fur- she says she could make another corgi out of it. My pants are all trimmed up too & all the neighborhood chicks dig it!

Well, our "pompoms" aren't trimmed, but mom is gonna give us a bath before the picnic!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!

How do your moms trim your pants? I'd be afraid of mom coming after us with scissors!! Do you think my pants will be too long?? I'm not a hippie, or anything.

My mom bought a cheapie beard trimmer (Vidal Sassoon, $10 at Target) and she comes at me with that thing...and I know I'm in for it! Oh Kirby, I can't stand baths either!!! I think mom is gonna wait & see how dirty I get- I might have to have one after our meet & greet. Are you excited about all the poop possibilities!????