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Cat Conspiracy at the Vet Poem

RIP Freckles on My Blog - Fri, August 10 2007

"This is some juice, it might make you sleep."
Who ever knew if the hooch was cheap?

"Count backwards from ten" I heard the cat say.
Ten, Nine, Eight...
"Time to wake up!"...did I fall asleep, no way!

I stretch, yawn, let out a groan.
I'm kinda cold, chilly to the bone.

I recall hearing "buzz, buzz, buzz".
I didn't realize it was the sound of the cutting of my belly fuzz.

Never trust a cat named Mouse...
who offers you a drink on-the-house.

Ernest T on Aug 10 at 10:53 PM

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Good Poem and words of wisdom. I have to go to the V-E-T tomorrow and they too have a cat. I'm going to have to talk to Mom on the way over and make sure she helps keep an eye on the cat.

KC on Aug 11 at 12:08 AM

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Hope your vet visit went ok...sounds like you just played it cool and went to sleep. Our vet has an office cat too. His name is tripod, cause he only has 3 legs...he's not so bad...as far as cats go!!!

Teddy on Aug 11 at 08:58 AM

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Hey, Freckles, Yogi and I had some of that same juice on Tuesday, and I woke up missing 3 teeth! Wow! I've heard mama talk about the "date rape drug" with her friends, but I've never heard her talk about the "pet disfiguration drug". We need to investigate!

Skippy on Aug 11 at 03:32 PM

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Hey Freckles, Love your poem!! It sure is true too. Beware of those cats buddy!!!! Love ya

Sunyr on Aug 11 at 03:34 PM

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Hi Freckles, What a nice poem that is. I bet you are so cute. Don't let that loss of fur bother you. In this hot weather, I chew some of my fur off!! Don't tell Mom. Bye

Charlie on Aug 11 at 07:55 PM

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OH my goodness sakes Freckles, that is just about the most horrifying poem I've ever read!! A cat slipped you some bad stuff, man. That's not right! Cheap hooch is the worst! Mad Dog 20/20. Uff da!

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