I guess I was a bad dog last night. First of all, I have a voice that can really make your ears bleed. Mom thought Chase was bad but his is more shrill where I'm really loud! I do a bark/whine/howl thing that is crazy loud. I only do it because I want to be with everybody. It's not fair that they all get to run free while I'm in doggy jail. I snuck out once and ran around the living room for about 15 seconds before I got caught. I liked everybody and was very nice to them. I guess I have to wait until I see the doctor until I can hang out with all of them. It's not enough for me to SEE everybody. I have to be in the same room as somebody and NOT in my crate. Mom warned dad that I was a little-shall we say hesitant?-to get in my crate in the morning. Well, since we all know dad doesn't listen to mom, he didn't heed her advice. He took me out to potty when he got home from work but then decided he was going to send me back to jail. No way I'm going back to prison. I'll fight all the way there. Which is exactly what I did. He tried to put me in, I tried to not go in. Dad doesn't have a lot of animal experience and is not even close to being an Alpha(that's mom speaking). So I guess I scared him with my flailing limbs and gnashing teeth. He tried again(very timidly) and I was done with his silliness. So I gave him a "love nibble" on his thumb. Big baby called mom and told on me after he locked me in the bathroom. At least it was the master bath. He told her that I bit him(not exactly untrue) and he was bleeding, and I was in the bathroom. she had to leave work to come home. When she got there, I was on a leash in the living room. Dad was very worried about where I was going to sleep since I didn't want to get in the cage. Ha! Mom snuck me in there so quick I didn't know what was happening so I didn't have time to protest. Of course, I screamed and cried until lights out. I think maybe that's why I got dropped off at the vet this morning. Chopping your stuff off is pretty harsh punishment for a little nibble. I don't want to find out what they do if you really bite. I'm going to be really good from now on. I'm sorry dad.