I broke the computer!!!

It really wa- Lone-ome! He did it trying to talk to hi- girlfriend! He pu-hed me! I ju-t wanted to tell Maggie I loved her and he got all crazy!! Coyote- I tell ya!! He need- to be FIXED!!!

If you guy- don't hear from u- in a while, you know why!!! Dumb ol Ruger!! Had to go and ruin a good thing!!
Now we can't type!!

That mean- I'm out too now!! I think I'll ju-t go take a nap!!!

Lol... Mom once had a key come off her old computer. it was the ' key. Lol. One day she just opened her computer, and the key was off to the side. It was a laptop computer, so it's not like anything got to it while she was out. Unless her roommate at the time wanted to be a you-know-what, cuz they stopped getting along. Anywho.... That sucks!!

When my mom and dad had just started dating, dad got a new computer. Mom went to see him and brought him a computer-warming gift (geek!!). It was this novelty that looked like a computer keyboard key, it was adhesive so you could put it anywhere on your keyboard. It said on it: DUH.
Anyway, like I was saying...geeks!!!

Redman, how did you do that?? I mean, it's not even on an end! Your post made mom laugh so hard! How's the poop inventory, by the way?

My Dearest Ruger
I hope Mom didn't kill you for your Coyote's careless behavior. As cute as you are I'm sure she forgave you. Sorry it took me so long to write back. My Mommy went out last night and she won't let me on the computer without supervision. She's afraid I will get into some sort of puppy-porn or something.

I love you too.I'm really glad you're my boyfriend. You're so strong and brave. My little stump of a tail just wags like crazy just thinking of you. XXXOOO Maggie

You guys are TO funny!