Not to be judgemental, but isn't that a degradation of occupation? Guard dog sounds much more glamorous.

Lap dog sounds more fun!

well, lap dog is alot easier, and now i'm to fat to do it profetionaly. i do guard my house though.

I'm with you, Baby! I love cudding in my mom's lap or next to her in the bed. Don't get me wrong, if I hear a knock at the door or a strange sound, I howl like normal, but I am mostly just a love, not a fighter!