What are these people doing on Tuesday nights? They drug me up with Benadryl then kidnap the other two dogs and take them away. I try to fight against the drug but it makes me so sleepy. Before I know it, I'm snoozing in milkbone land. Then I hear Chase barking and they're back. They all smell weird-like bleach and other dogs. I wonder what they're doing to them. I guess I should be glad that they just drug me and leave me here in jail. One time they put me in the dog carrier and I went with them. It was hard to see out of the little pokey holes in the carrier. It was hot and smelled funny then too. I stuck my head out once but mom said I had to behave and stay in there. I wonder if I should call the police and tell them about my suspicions? I think aliens are taking my family and doing experiments on them. Sometimes Chase comes back and he can't hardly bark. They must be probing his throat. Hmmmm, next week I think I'll hide the Benadryl under my tongue. Then I'll spit it out and escape my cage and follow them to see what's happening. Anybody have any ideas what they're doing? Do you want to help me follow them next week-I don't have a drivers license so we'll have to run really fast(especially if dad's driving).
I know how to drive but there's that small issue about me having an eternal blind spot on the left side. They had to revoke my license when I had my eye removed and I kept veering to the right. Discrimination, I say!
I'm thinkin' the "come back" part is the most important....why don't you ask Chase what he's been up to. Then you can enjoy your drug induced nap....but demand treats. Even if you can't eat 'em before your nap, there's always after. Yummmmmmmmmm treats.
RIP Freckles on Jul 24 at 11:50 PM