This morning I was bored so I thought I would mess with mom. Since my body's kind of wacky, I have some really stinky smells emanating from me at times. I was watching mom get ready for work and I tooted. Only it was what dad calls an SBD-silent but deadly. Mom thought somebody pooped in the house so she ran all around looking for it. It was pretty funny because it made her late for work and she got to spend more time with us. The really funny part is that she blamed our foster sister Dayzee and looked high and low for the phantom poop. Finally she gave up and took us out for our last walk and went to work without finding the poop.