Uh oh Marty.... Lol. Hopefully they weren't real expensive. Did you give her puppy dog eyes and make like you were sorry??

from: kaiser....
well, glad to know i'm not the only one who rips holes in sheets!...i like to go to the bottom of the bed (under the blankets) and scratch the area on the sheet that i'm going to sleep on...it eventually wears out, & gets a hole...then mom & dad go get new ones...mom told me she doesn't mind because she LOVES getting new sheets! ;)

Hello...McFly? Humans have all kinds of rules that make no sense to us. They don't like it if you accidentally pee on the bed or throw up on it either. They don't like surprises at bedtime. At least that's what I've been told. xoxo Maddie

One of us, we won't admit which one, chewed on Momma's sheet while she was on the phone recently. She was not a happy camper. Gave us the lecture about not having any bed linens that don't have holes in them & the "do you think money grows on trees?" thing.

I thought money got spit out of those little machines at the bank. I didn't know it grew on trees!

Marty accidents happen! I'm sure you didn't mean it.

I chewed up a hotel blanket once!

I have chewed many things, Marty, many things. Mom is never happy, but she just shakes her head and says I'm lucky I'm so cute! It's the snout. It gets her every time! ;)