Hello everyone! It's Tiger! I will now tell you a hilarious story that happened not too long ago. Well, I was in the bathroom, and my owner must've accidentally locked me in. So the cat sitter came over, and was like "Where is Tiger Kitty?". She looked an looked, and finally she opened the bathroom door. There is was! "Oh, you must be starving!" The cat sitter said. But all I wanted was love. So you see, love is the best sandwich. How do you think I got this much "kitty blubber"?