Beep Beep...Can you hear me now? Good. Here's how my day went...first, my mom and dad made me sleep with my "hat" on last night, so I took as much of their pillows as possible. Daddy got up and went to work, ignoring my pleas for freedom from this super hearing device! Mommy made me keep it on all day and Freckles kept snickering at me (how rude!) This evening, strangers came over and the bipeds laughed at me as I tried to protect the home in this ridiculus get-up. That's not all though...they brought their dog with them! What!?! Another boy dog I had to teach a lesson too. His name was Loki, the Norse god of mischief. Yeah, I taught him I'm the goddess of mischief in this house! After the strangers and that annoying hyper dog left, mommy and daddy took us on a walk...oh boy! Now I'm getting ready to get some well deserved rest (without the lampshade...don't tell mommy and daddy).