FiFi, when you see your mama putting on her perfume, you tell her to stop it. It's not fair that she can wear HER perfume, but she won't let you wear your favorite scent, Oscar de la Yarda.

My Mom calls it the squirms when I just lay there and squirm around. I do it in the yard and on the floor in the living room. So far I don't seem to be carrying any really smelly into the house like my humans read about in this website where the beagles roll in deer poop! I did chase 2 squirrels and 5 HUGE crows from the front yard. Mom was saying it was starting to look like a scene from "The Birds"!!!

I can relate to the sweet yard aromas...it's like they are callin' my name! I love rolling and scooting in them. Then I come inside and mom has me in the sink with shampoo everywhere....can you imagine? Just when I think I'm smellin' fine!!!!