Um, Yogi, if you hate it so much, why don't you just move? It's not like mama is keeping you prisoner. Duh!

Mom uses me as her footstool. I really don't mind though because she will rub her foot on my back and belly if I turn over. Works out for both of us. --Mookie

Dad says I make a good pillow. I don't mind. Any time I get to be close with Dad is fine with me.

My mom calls me her "Marty Pillow."

Okay, okay, I admit it. I don't really mind when mama makes me her pillow, but I gotta keep up my "tough guy" image, ya know?

my momma uses me as a pillow sometimes too! Silly humans! If I want her off of me...I just make a little stinky in her face! Is that too much info? ;)

Oooh, that's a good idea. I have really stinky toots!

Mom spoons me like a big teddy bear. I usually enjoy it but it gets annoying after a while because I sometimes enjoy being a loner and sleeping by myself.