Yes, today has been bad to say the least. Why you ask? Well...first Dad called me a cheater while playing because I hide and take a running start when playing fetch. Secondly, he clips my nails while I sleep. To add injury to insult, he does it twice...one time for my front claws, and just when I went to sleep again, he did my back claws. Thirdly, he added Advantage to me for the first time. I know it's for my own good, but I couldn't stand it. So, I did something Dad never seen a cat do, to rid myself of licking the stuff and to rid myself of the wetness all together, I decided to roll myself in the litter. When I came out, Dad couldn't believe it because I turned from a black and white cat to a gray/white dusty cat. Dad decided the best thing for both of us was to start over. So, he took me into the kitchen and we did the act that should not be named! *whispering, "B-A-T-H" and shudders after spelling* Then, by the time that ordeal was done Dad was not happy because I wasted a treatment. I wasn't happy to begin with and the bath really made me mad. Dad overdone it when he put more Advantage on me and closed the bathroom door for an hour. If I could growl, I wouldn't have hesitated. Instead, I went to my window seat and sulked. Birds always brighten my mood, but today will be a tall order for my aviary friends.