Would you believe, when my mommy let me outside today, there was a chipmunk on MY back porch! The nerve! I chased it away. Earlier this week, mommy read me a blog about reporting terroristic squirrels to homeland security...well, I'm sayin' chipmunks should be reported too. That stupid chipmunk was headin' toward my mommy and it was makin' me pretty mad. Luckily, I barked and barked and started chasin' it, or it might have gotten into MY house. Then MY homeland security would have been breached. The nerve! I hate chipmunks! Who's with me?