Tooty-booty! phew! blech!

The new kid has been clearing the room! Mom almost gagged to death while having her morning coffee today. Carter let loose a "silent but deadly" just as she took a huge sip of coffee. Mom turned a little green and looked like she was gonna just keel over right in front of me.

Turns out the little stinker has been sneaking my food...Mom busted him this morning eating my food AFTER he ate his own food. We figure that's the source of the gas. Hopefully Carter won't contribute anymore emissions to the greenhouse problem...and I'll get to eat again.

Well, it's time for the kid's lesson on squirrel patrol, I'm home-schooling him...sniff y'all later!